Mitt Romney Critics Hammer Campaign For Failure To Fight: "
A Press conference with the Republican president elect
PRESS: What will your first act be now that you're elected President Elmer Fudd Romney?
ELMER: Shh, be quiet, I'm hunting that wascally rabbit terrorist.
PRESS: But President Elmer, rabbits aren't terrorist.
ELMER: Yes they are, they make me fall down in cartoon holes.
PRESS: Uh, rabbits are just fuzzy forest creatures.
ELMER: Shh, there he goes right now.
PRESS: President Elmer, there's no rabbits in the oval office.
ELMER: Yes there are, he's a big one, black and 6 feet tall.
PRESS: Uh, does this rabbit have a name?
ELMER: His name is Bugs Barack, shh, I almost have him, he's sitting at my desk trying to pass a bill giving the military veterans extensions on going to school and provide health care to lesbians with kids and, and and...
WOMAN: Mitt, Mitt, wake up, wake up.
Mitt: Nurse Jackie, is that you?
WOMAN: Yes, you've been having that dream again, what was it now?
Mitt: I was president but they kept calling me Elmer and there was this big black rabbit and he could write.
WOMAN: Well, thanks to the new health care law, we have this nice room for you and these pills won't costs you a dime."
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