Top 10 Other Second Thoughts Mitt Romney has made
10. Really do care about poor people because they keep the alligators in the moat fed.
9. The GM bailout was a good thing because rappers need their Escalades
8. Cialis is much better than Viagra because he don't need 4 hours of lovemaking.
7. Jon Stewart is not a second leftover dung of Jay Leno.
6. Thought tweeting was something you do after you get married
5. Can't sing Let's Stay Together smoothly like Obama but will take a crack at Muskrat Love
4. Won't be taking the Herman Cain endorsement juggernaut for granted
3. The IPad is not Satan's portal to hell
2. Will be giving up his catch phrase "This is American Mitt"
and the number one other second thought Mitt Romney has made
1. Lindsay Lohan on SNL is not a drive by drug deal gone bad.
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